(I wish this was a Car Wars related post, but alas!)
My oldest child experienced her first fender bender today, as we stopped at a gas station near her school to pick her up a lollipop since that’s her thing now. Right after we pulled in, a vehicle in the space next to us decided to pull out at an angle and backed right into our left-side passenger door. No amount of laying on the horn for my part saved us from what came next: Crunch!
Oh, well. Accidents happen. Thankfully no one was hurt, but to say I’m not happy about the outcome would be the understatement of the century. Pay attention to your surroundings, people!
Anyway, enough complaints! There may be more to this story, but I don’t want to get into it for reasons. On to more fun things:
Pre-Orders Open for Entry Level by Scott Boss!
It’s 1990, and Leo Sanford has just been expelled from Central Baptist University for creating an explicit topiary of the female figure using a push mower on the front lawn of the quad.
After a humiliating ride home, Leo opts for an entry-level job at All the Hits Video Rental.
During an especially dull shift, Leo finds an alien portal opening in the adult section of the video store, just behind the hanging beads. Defending himself with only a pair of rollerblades, he enters an alternate universe at war. To get back home, Leo must promise to act as a messenger between the worlds, and return again with a pack of Lucky Strikes and a box of Lemonheads.
James Arthur Donzella Featured in Local Newspaper!
James Arthur Donzella, Raven Author and writer of The Dead Don’t Pay was featured in a local newspaper article, the Times-Standard of Eureka, California. It’s a great beginning to the series, and we’re looking forward to more media and reader praise for it!
In a city of shadows, one man walks the line between crime and justice…
San Francisco, 1948. The war is over, but for James Wolf, the battle’s just begun. Once a star inspector with the San Francisco PD, now a gumshoe scraping by on whiskey and regrets, Wolf prowls the alleys and avenues of a city that forgot how to sleep.
When a routine case blows open like a shotgun blast—Corpses pile up, bullets fly, and everyone’s got something to hide—especially the client.
Double-crosses, dirty money, and a city choking on its own secrets— the only thing sharper than Wolf’s wit is the blade at his back.
Wolf’s in it up to his neck, and the only way out is through the blood and the lies… He’s got a .38 in his coat, a score to settle, and nothing left to lose.
The city’s about to learn: you don’t corner a wounded Wolf.
Reviews~
James A Donzella has managed to reinvent the noir detective novel with The Dead Don’t Pay. Aside from the refreshing paranormal twist, Donzella has impressive comedy writing chops and he’s not afraid to use them. All the things you love about the hardboiled noir poetry of Raymond Chandler can be found on every page.
~Robert Morgan Fisher – Winner of the Chester Himes and Montana Humor Prize.
James A Donzella puts the don in a flat foot’s donut in this noir murder mystery. Stylistic, crafty, surprising and fun. He puts the Zella in thrilla? Ok, I’m trying too hard. But Donzella makes it look easy because I couldn’t put it down.”
~ Gary Kroeger – Former child actor, adult movie star and SNL Alum.
As a fan of 40s and 50s private eye fiction, I appreciate what James Donzella has accomplished with his novel The Dead Don’t Pay. He has pretty much provided the reader a time machine for stepping back into a well-realized late 1940’s San Francisco and into the shoes of one James Wolf, a hard-drinking, chain-smoking private dick who gets involved in the usual convoluted tale of smuggling and murder after being hired by a classic femme fatale who is not what she claims to be. Told with the witty, sarcastic verve of a Raymond Chandler, coupled with the spare, masculine style of Ernest Hemmingway by way of Dragnet, The Dead Don’t Pay pulls you along through all the twists and turns to a didn’t-see-it-coming ending that should satisfy mystery fans everywhere.
~Thomas A. Swyden -TV Writer, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Xena: Warrior Princess.
The Dead Don’t Pay is a fantastical ride down the dark alley of “film noir”. Mr. Donzella paints a magical world of days long past of the quintessential Private Dick, filled with great characters in a world of thugs, cops and sexy women. I couldn’t put it down. I put on some Dark Film Noir music from YouTube and I was transported back to the 1940s ala Raymond Chandler and Dashiell Hammett. As a “noir” fan I was enthralled and found myself feeling like I was actually in the story. “What’s gonna happen next? Keep reading!” Donzella’s book could be described as a love letter to San Francisco but even more so to the days of just damn good story telling! I could go on and on how much I loved this book!
~Frank Crim -Actor/Writer/Director/Producer – Los Angeles – Dexter, NCIS, Bosch, Dragnet, Criminal Minds.
“Hardboiled with cold-eyed characters and propulsive prose. The Dead Don’t Pay is a stunner of a debut by James Arthur Donzella.”
~Gary Phillips, author of the Harry Ingram Series.
A Polished Review for HELP! Tooth Fairy is in Trouble by Effin Older!
Taken directly from an e-mail to Hillbilly:
Hi Hillbilly, I loved Effin Older’s new tooth fairy book. Here’s my five star review: Help! The Tooth Fairy Is In Trouble! is a perfect read for anyone in the tooth-losing stage of life! And it’s a great reminder for kids to take good care of their precious teeth. ––Leroy H.
Thanks, Leroy! We’re glad it met with your approval. We’re looking forward to lots more reviews like this on Amazon and Goodreads!
Tulip has lost her first tooth.
Should she put her tooth under her pillow for the Tooth Fairy?
While she’s deciding, she gets a visit from Poppy, a fairy in the Tooth Fairy’s court. Poppy tells her that Queen Quinella, the Tooth Fairy, is in a heap of trouble.
Tulip and Washington Twinkle, along with their basset hound, Truffle, fly to Shimmer-Shire, the Queen’s beautiful fairy queendom. They need to find out who’s trying to ruin the Tooth Fairy’s plans for Shimmer-Shire Sunday — a super special day for children all over the world.
Will the Twinkles get there in time to find the scoundrel? Will they save the fairies’ extra-special day?
That’s all for this week! Normally I like to include a little more, but with the aforementioned fender bender and some parental issues, it’s a full day! Until next week!
