Is Your Christmas List Complete? We’ve Got Last Minute Gifts That are Sure to Please!

The last big gift on my list is out for delivery as I type this. I’ve got to snag it before my wife sees it, then get it down into the basement to wrap later. I’m not the best at gift-wrapping, but I’m trying to learn. This morning, I came across a short and decent video that lays out the basics. So, if you’re like me and have yet to master this skill, it’s worth a watch!

I can’t believe it took me this many years to learn…

For those of you who are a bit smarter than me and want to purchase gifts that are easy to bag or box rather than wrap, you can’t beat a good book or three! And if you or your loved ones are digital-only kinds of customers, we’ve got a selection that’s even easier to “wrap.”

The Fantasy Adventure of a Lifetime

Have you picked up L.N. Hunter’s The Feather and The Lamp yet? If not, you and the fantasy reader(s) in your life are missing out on a great and whimsical adventure across a world filled with treasure and danger just waiting to be discovered. Read the blurb below, and pick up your copy today!

A magic lamp should have been a gateway to Imperceptibility’s every desire…

So how did she end up in the underworld covered in slobber from a three-headed dog?

And then there’s capture by fanatical priest-mercenaries, sacrifice to a quantum dragon, and getting trapped in a chicken coop.

Will she ever find her way back home?

More important still, what’s a goose feather got to do with any of this?

A Cross-dimensional Adventure in the Vein of Big Trouble

Part Kurt, part Burt, all-round trucking badass. That’s Sam Bridger, expert trucker and Crossways Transportation’s employee of the millennium. Or so he’d tell you. Reality may be a little different, but when there are eleven different realities, does it matter if he’s a little off in his telling of things? If you’re ready for a fun space fantasy romp in big rigs that transform into everything from sleighs pulled by fantasy animals to giant robots and submarines, add Crossways: The Wayman Chronicles to your library today!

The Fate of Eleven Universes Rest in the Hands of a Hapless Trucker who Can’t Read a Map…

Eleventh World is widely considered the largest waste of magic and technology ever perpetrated by a governing body.

We call it Earth.

Humanity?

We’re a bad joke told only in posh backrooms by the raunchiest politicians.

Even so, when villainous forces threaten to destroy our universe, the beings profiting off Eleventh World take notice. They summon their best cybernetic dwarf problem solver to find the bomb and save the day.

Unfortunately for us, the villain insists Crossways Transportation’s very worst, Sam Bridger, deliver the ransom. Can the best triumph before our worst dooms us?

Will Sam be the death of everybody you know?

Still wondering?

Why aren’t you reading yet?

Protecting the Homeland, One Dead Monster at a Time

The men and women of Joint Task Force 13 have their work cut out for them. Not only do they have to defeat supernatural creatures and monsters as they appear, but they have to keep the general population from finding out about them. Hard to do when they can appear at any moment, in any place in the world. It’s a tough job, and many aren’t cut out for it. But for those who can hack it, they could and likely will become legends among the few who know of their exploits. Check out Legends: A JTF-13 Anthology to get your feet wet, and then look into the rest of the novels in the series!

There is a thin wall between our world and that of the Fae…

During times of war, it is easily stepped through. The passions and emotions stirred by violence and combat bleed over, and the supernatural often awake from long slumber to meddle in mortal affairs.

But there have always been those among us who have been willing to meet the supernatural threat with cold steel, burning hearts, and grim determination.

In modern America, they are the men and women of Joint Task Force Thirteen, those who have proven they have the mettle on the battlefield. This organization has been intertwined with our country since before its birth. The name changes, but they are always there, ready to answer the call. Unknown, seeking no glory, asking no reward.

JTF-13, – They hold the line … BETWEEN HEAVEN AND HELL.

Legends: A Joint Task Force Thirteen anthology is a fresh collection of stories spanning over one hundred years in the JTF-13 universe. With continuing storylines from Lloyd Behm, Casey Moores, and William Joseph Roberts, any fan of the series is guaranteed to enjoy this collection.

Horror and Mayhem are Never Out of Season

Last, but certainly not least, if horror and hijinks are your flavor of the month, look no further than the two It Came From the Trailer Park anthologies! Both volumes are packed with monster stomps, zombie runs, and rednecks having fun. There’s something for literally everyone out there with even a lick of interest in fantasy and horror. Pick up Volume 1 and Volume 2 today!

Think beer, snuff, and double-ought buckshot are what make rednecks tough?

Suburban soccer moms and soy latte-sipping men have no clue what these blue-collar men and women have to put up with on a daily basis. From chupacabras chewing the cable lines during the big game to zombie infestations boiling out from beneath that derelict double-wide on the other side of the trailer park, the heroes of It Came From the Trailer Park II have their work cut out for them! Hold their beer, Romero and Hitchcock. You ain’t seen nothin’ yet!

With stories by Jonathan Maberry, Arlan Andrews Sr., Philip K. Booker, Benjamin Tyler Smith, John M. Floyd, Michael J. Allen, Jenny Wren, Rob Smales, Mel Todd, Jerry Harwood, Christopher Woods, William Joseph Roberts, and Guest Editorial by the Lord of Hate, Larry Correia.

So, pull on your boots, grab the whiskey, and don’t forget the shotgun. You’re in for a wild ride of backwoods madmen, hidden horrors, and explosive hijinks no amount of moonshine will help you forget.

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